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Monday, 6 June 2011

A Bit of Fun......... All New Husband Store







(PLEASE NOTE, DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED, THIS IS A JOKE)



I recently got wind of a new store that opened in the United States, is was named "The Husband Store"

This shop was established to enable women may go and choose a husband, among the instructions on the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

"You may only visit this store ONCE, There are six floors and the value of products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item on each floor, or may choose to go upto to the next floor, but you can not go back down except exist the building!

So a women goes into the store to find a husband, on the first floor the sign says

Floor 1 - These Men have Jobs

She is intrigued but continues to the second floor, on the second floor the sign says

Floor 2 - These Men have Jobs and Love Kids

The women reflects and thinks that nice, but I want more.... She continues to the third floor where the sign reads:

Floor 3 - These Men have Jobs, Love Kids and Extremely Good Looking

`Wow` she thinks but feels compelled to keep going and goes to the fourth floor where the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These Men have Job, Love Kids, Extremely Good Looking and Help with the Housework

`oh Mercy me, i could hardly stand it` she exclaimed. Still she goes to the fifth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These Men have Jobs, Love Kids, Extremely Good Looking, Help with the Housework and very Romantic

She was so tempted but decided to go to the Sixth Floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 2,167,218 to this floor there is no men on this floor. The floor solely exists as proof that Women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store

Sometime after, the owner decided to open a new Wives Store, Just across the street with the same rules.




The first floor had wives that like making love, the second floor had wives that like making love, have money and like beer, the third, forth, fith and sixth floor have never been visited.

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